Muistardeaux Collective

WRITINGS

	I GOT THE CHEAP STUFF I got the cheap stuff, Courtavier SLIPPERS On my feet ballings For true OPENING My heart to the voluptuous lady Hi you runner I like you And the way you move CRYSTAL SPRINGS Waterway what what a beautiful place TOGETHER Gone together forever Totally gone together LOVE Really easy REALLY EASY It is so easy to love you THAT’S A KILLER BLADE, BLADE WHAT IS METER? I wish i was just paranoid. Theres no meter no rhythm its all j u m b a l a y a yum! PETER FALKNOUS Peter Falknous the name I extend to you an invitation to take a vacation! Steer that shit up little darling! SOMEONE HAD TO GO Today I started drinking black coffee and settled into my life for the first time in my life. Im not happy or sad, I wish a lot of thing were different. My greatest love keeps me from my greatest loved one but the cost on the other end was too great someone had to go and it was me. WHERE’S MY SHIT wheres my shit? cries the addict in pain and and and and and and and and and and and and and and shame BLACK PAGE my house has been dead for two weeks i have to pull myself out of this nosedive. white sage black page ALL I HAVE LEFT IS YOUR FIDDLE BOW i imported bjork All i have left is your fiddle bow I plan to give it to her when she is older its all i have left of our house, or home Strange how I missed you tied to her strange or rather the opposite of strange how I miss that precious time That precious rosemary. RE PERSON I KNEW Re Person I Knew Ribs Were Bye Delicious Good Poison Was Delicious GLOBALIZATION What is Globalization? Baby don’t hurt me dont hurt me no mo. GERONIMO.COM the top ten hits from october 1974, the year I was born are available on the internet. 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MY FIRST REAL POEM doooda loop. sun. also I turn to jazz as the rises MY FOURTH POEM EVER We only had a dog together. I did not really enjoy having a dog, made me question if i like animals. but i do. MY SIDE OF THE STORY Sure. i will try to get her to nap on Sunday. Thanks. See you tomorrow. MY THIRD POEM how do you indicate to someone that you know and love them? or ACCEPT THEM?? ONE QUESTION Well, how well do you want to know me? Well? Well? PALMER IS GOD Forever man, forever man, foreVAh manforeverman For ever man, for ever man, FORE!!!!!! PHISH you don’t seem very Californian to me. Progressive, in some sense. Do you just have bad taste? POEM FOR A BUMPER STICKER Hate. If thats not love then I don’t know what love is RED KITCHENAIDE MIXER BLUES a come an get your kitchen aide mixer lor get your kitchen aide mixer if its over its over an you aint my lover a come get it and take the weight off of me. REVENGE 1 some one is exacting revenge on me. REVENGE 2 i am exacting revenge on someone. SHOLMS Joel Holmes! You stay away from me! you sunk my feelings again just when Heaven and Hell were occupying the same space. Occupy Portland? I found a way to get around Spotify. Or I guess thats why my feelings got sunk, got crunk? and flunked. (in the middle bed.) THE MAKING OF BACHELOR PAD THE MOVIE I’ve been using your stuff to make my apt look cool. and it does. its part of my Bachelor Pad 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fuck Yeah! TO THE MAN THAT CUT ME OFF retarded, mongloid, cripple, special, touched in the head, Jerry’s kid, Moron TOTALLY SCREWED My computer is still foreign to me. All the folders that we used to keep and all the convenient stuff that you knew how to use to make my stuff look better or work easier. That was nice. you were indeed a friend to me. Thank you. I know i screwed it all up indeed and I wonder if it was already screwed. I honestly don’t think so, I don’t think it will ever be totally screwed. TWOFER ok Buster Brown. I am one for self-pity I am twofer. WANT TO FUCK? There is a new girl that I know I can fuck want to fuck? WHAT COOLS EVERYTHING? its the right temperature but it won’t be for long. What cools everything? ……………………………………………………… the wind? YOU! YES! YOU! pms! pms erbd! th l d rkns hmslf a pt! Let this be a lesson in self confidence. and other essays…. BEAUTY AND BREAD 40 years and 40 nights so many dreams gone out of sight i can’t remember when the world turned this way i don’t know who i thought i’d be the boy who climbs the tallest tree the new beginning or end it’s hard to say i’m letting go for good i’m setting down my pride i’m letting go of the man i never was skies are clearing now my heart and hands know how to live on bread and beauty and love i used to wonder but not believe my time was never gonna leave and the world would give me every reason why all the waters come and go come together and alone and now we’re here for the rest of my life i’m letting go for good i’m setting down my pride i’m letting go of the man i never was skies are clearing now my heart and hands know how to live on bread and beauty and love solo i’m letting go for good i’m setting down my pride i’m letting go of the man i never was skies are clearing now my heart and hands know how to live on bread and beauty and love THAT'S FUCKED UP 94 F350 for sale 4×4 Crew Cab runs real well Flatbed 5th wheel ball & hitch 5.8 small block like a son of a bitch Now the windshield is cracked the EGR is a mess Some doors don’t really open and the parking brake’s shit So if you’re looking for a truck in a prom dress I’ll tell you right now that this one’s not it But if you don’t mind this forestry service green Not forest green but forest service green And if you’re looking for a reliable working man’s truck I’ll tell you right now I’m not asking much First 1500 takes her home I don’t need it I’m in no rush Up rolls Ken, he’s here for his son Smile on his face says that’s fucked up The ad said this was a 5th wheel bed This aint no 5th wheel like you said Gooseneck here is what this is You even know what a 5th wheel is? Truck’s tired as hell sure as hell snows Fire it up and let’s take a look See that cut in there in the coolant hose Your belt installation well that’s fucked up Thought you said this was the second motor I can tell you you’re wrong I’m sure Your small block is the original sin Ain’t nobody Joe McGee’d this thing in Something’s missing there there’s a leaky exhaust Can’t burn condensation without no defrost See here son your brakes are fucked up Oh your brakes are fucked up That quarter panel there is all fucked up Door’s fucked up cause it wasn’t properly shut Chassis I like that body type Nothing pretty but I don’t care about rust See that Bronco II I drove in here Runs tight and straight and my dog likes the interior Course my wife fucked it up and so did my daughter And that goddamm stupid ass husband of hers Tried to adjust the timing is what he said Fucked up a good engine he’s got shit in his head Now what about you son, what the hell do you do You milk cows shit that’s all that I knew Grew up on a dairy with three of my brothers Pulling dead rotted calves out of their mothers You dealt with a cow that’s got the bloat? Stick a knife in her side and let the air out Yeah it’s fucked up what the hell isn’t Goddamn government sticks its nose in our business Aint never no worse than this President’s stuff He aint even American his birth certificate’s fucked up Take a good look at that Arizona’s sheriff’s report And then finally that’s when I cut ol’ Ken short Ken, let’s forget the truck and the cows and the politics There’s not much to meet on in there Let’s just agree in this grand cosmic tent show That one man’s fuckup is another’s fandango Yahoooooooooooooooheeeeehoooooooooo Fandango shenango shebango